accio-shitpost:

harry potter au where everything is the same but hogwarts is a giant bouncy castle

dethgrips:

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

jemariel:

just-briannaness:

I wish that at the end of a fic Ao3 would give you links to similar fics

I too hate sleeping and would like to never do it again

goteveryonewatchinus:

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

saddestblogger:

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

viroqu:

l0uvie:

radiofreddie:

just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd

So I read the book, and almost everytime Jim gave/made Freddie a gift, Freddie would always show it off and say “My husband got me those!” or “My husband made that for me!” It’s so sweet, especially for this one part when they first started dating:

yeah?

poisonedapples:

romansleftshoulderpad:

splickedylit:

beetledrink:

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

#you don’t believe you can be liked so you settle for being useful 

Ouch

Yup

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

okboyfriend:

i am just but a wattpad character and god is a 12 yr old writing out their repressed traumas

#i am a 14yr old self insert and god is selling me to one direction